Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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