Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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