how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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