By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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