good thing vaginas are great cup holders
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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