Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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