Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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