I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
