I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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