I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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