dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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