well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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