i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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