Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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