I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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