I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
There's always time for handjobs
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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