You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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