Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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