When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I would ride that face into the sunset
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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