sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize