There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
So here I am, sexting at work.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
