'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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