Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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