i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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