On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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