that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she looked like the before picture.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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