so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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