Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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