need another drink. this is the easiest way
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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