At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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