dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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