Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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