Are we in a gay sports bar?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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