ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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