And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You may now shotgun with the bride
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The power of my boobs compel you
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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