I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
