I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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