No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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