Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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