Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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