he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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