i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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