Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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