I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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