I must be too annoying 4 u.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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