Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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