On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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