I must be too annoying 4 u.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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