he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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