I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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