We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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