"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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