If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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