If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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