you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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