At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Ladies don't puke and tell
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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